Friday, 25 September 2009

CBI plans will set UK Education back 20 years

By Lopa Patel, 25 September 2009

The CBI Higher Education Task Force’s recent report into the funding of Higher Education (HE) will set Britain back 20 years. In its plans for business and universities to work more closely together, it advocated (among other suggestions): raising University tuition fees, removing the interest rate subsidy for student loans, allowing for the number of HE students to decline and encouraging more of them to take up STEM (Science, Technology, Engineering and Maths) subjects. The problem is that if the CBI’s proposals had been implemented twenty years ago, one of those failing to get a degree would have been me!

A personal perspective on higher education

My father brought my three siblings and me to the UK in 1973 to take advantage of the British education system. With ten degrees between us, we certainly did that! Now running four businesses between us, we’d like to think we are paying back for the free education we got. But it would be very different today with the burden of paying tuition fees, few job prospects, rising unemployment, gender and racial discrimination and the burden of low expectations (a particularly acute problem for Asian women).

My father left school at 14 – the son of a wealthy (at the time) timber merchant - he felt no need for an education. Little did he realise that in his forties, he’d have to come to England and spend years doing backbreaking working in two low-paid jobs just to make ends meet. He had few expectations of his children other than they get enough of an education to get a job. Despites these hardships, my father had a lot of pride. He singularly refused to accept state help in the forms of grants. He hated it if any of us “signed on” the dole queue for handouts, preferring us to work on Saturdays and Sundays, in the evenings and during the holidays to pay our way instead.

At the time we were studying, Britain had a generous grants system (not means-tested) that gave us the freedom to choose what we wanted to study, fill out a simple form and get sufficient funds to go and do it. We didn’t even have to worry about tuition fees – at the time these were paid by the state. If, as the CBI report recommends, the maintenance grants are concentrated to “those who are most in need”, we’d all have failed to get state assistance to study. We would probably have qualified under the “means testing” scheme, but my father’s pride would simply have prevented him from signing the forms, revealing our level of need.

Given the re-emphasis on “those who are most in need”, my father would also have felt compelled to guide us down different routes. Those that provided a quicker return and reduced our indebtedness. There would have been a greater focus on working in a bank, nursing perhaps or a clerical apprenticeship. The “luxury” of studying a pure subject at University without having a job in mind before starting out would have been unattainable for us. Given what I know now – that the acquisition of a degree or preferably two is the best passport for getting a job – higher education would have been subordinated in favour of immediate work.

My father also abhorred debt. He would have had sleepless nights worrying about any loan, or outstanding bill. He even hated credit cards much less understood the credit economy. He would not have allowed us to rack up student loans (even the subsidised ones) and would have felt compelled to pressures us (girl siblings) into work or an early “arranged marriage”. Thankfully, at the time the free higher education system in Britain saved us from that. My father didn’t need to think about this daughters’ future until we had all graduated, by which time our educational qualifications had opened up new possibilities for us.

I recall finishing University and walking straight into a job with a blue-chip company within the same week. I am sure my father must have breathed a sigh of relief! Sadly, job prospects have declined dramatically since then and I was disappointed to note the latest figures showing unemployment rising the fastest among 18-25 year olds.

CBI report fails to address a changed world

What the CBI’s report has perhaps failed to do is look at the social, cultural and demographics of our changed world. The CBI speaks for big business at the time when more and more of us are expected to be working in small business. Even the model of a hierarchical work environment (boss/section head/supervisor/employee) has changed to a more collaborative model of a flat structure (remote working, home working, team working).

So given the changed world, I advocate doing exactly the opposite of what the CBI suggests. I propose:

- Encouraging more students into higher education.

- Encouraging more students to get an even greater qualification (an MSc/MA or PhD)

- Greater emphasis on life-long learning with availability of free online courses

- State should offer student loans at 0% interest

- Maintenance grants should be means-tested but less bureaucratic and “those most in need” should be emancipated and considered on their own merit

- Ethnic minority women should be considered a particularly “in need” group and fast tracked into higher education

- Yes, encourage more into STEM subjects, but the emphasis should change to one of ‘scholarship’ of a subject rather than just practicality

- University tuition fees should be scrapped and the burden met by the state.

- Refocus of Universities as centres for learning rather than centres of profit.

- Reduction of the number of foreign students to help make British universities available to Britons first and foremost.

All my suggestions will cost the UK taxpayer plenty. But given that we have an ageing population and a falling birth rate, we are going to need these clever, bright young things to help conceptualise and build the British Eden of the future.

Perhaps its about time we started investing in our future generation and made cost savings elsewhere?

Click below for the CBI's report:
CBI ‘Stronger Together: Businesses and universities in turbulent times’

Thursday, 24 September 2009

Is TV show 'Dragon’s Den' past its ‘sell-by’ date?

By Lopa Patel, 24 September 2009

I watched a cringe-worthy episode of the new mini-‘Dragons Den’, Dragons Den Online, on BBC Two last night and nearly turned off the TV in disgust. Dragons Den Online asks inventors, oddballs and small business owners to post ideas online. The successful candidates are then invited to pitch directly to the two dragons – Shaf Rasul who made his money in IT and Julie Meyer, a venture capital investor who founded VC-firm, Ariadne Capital.

The mini-show made me realise that this format is tired and well past its ‘sell-by’ date. The main series has certainly brought attention to business and entrepreneurship and made stars of its Dragons –Peter Jones, Theo Paphitis, Deborah Meaden, Duncan Bannantyne and James Caan. We’ll gloss over what happened to Rachel Elnaugh, founder of Red Letter Days, although she’s written a very interesting book on the subject. But Dragons Den has also brought out of the woodwork every crackpot inventor with a hare-brained product idea to come and make complete fools of themselves in front of millions of TV viewers.

What the show has not done is encourage small business entrepreneurship - a sort “Angels Den” versus the “Dragons Den” is what I’d like to watch - a positive version of the excellent TV series ‘Blood on the Carpet’, ‘Troubleshooter’ and ‘Trouble At the Top’ rolled into one.

What small business owners need is clear advice, a small investments (usually under £50,000) and strong marketing skills, which could be supplied via local providers like Business Link, Chambers of commerce and a host of trade bodies.

What they get on Dragons Den Online is patronising claptrap. Last night Julie told entrepreneur Gill Goodchild, who wanted £35,000 for a dancewear/costume design business that she didn’t like the fact the Gill was “thinking small”. Well hang on a minute, Gill was only selling a twenty per cent stake to help her launch an ecommerce operation and hire more sewing and admin help. This isn’t your stellar VC-funded, IPO-in-two-years type of business!

And yet, if you are a mother looking to buy or rent costume for a children’s show - Gill Goodchild’s business might be just what you need. Take it from someone who has spent hundreds on children’s costumes! The market sector is clearly defined – you can rent lists of theatre and dance schools and let’s not forget primary and secondary schools – and steadily growing. Similarly a low-tech catalogue (mail order) business might have been ‘just the ticket’ for Gill who confessed to being IT-illiterate.

Shaf Rasul eventually snagged 40% of Gill’s company for £35,000 and the promise to find her a mentor from a fashion-design expert that he know. Gill, you should have run away – your bank manager would have loaned you the money for setting up a website and one or two orders for ‘shows’ would have given you ample working capital to grow the business. You don’t need a fashion design expert – you just need access to the ready-made market place.


You also needed some sound business advice from the two dragons, which you did not get.

Dragon’s Den Online, Episode 2
Broadcast on BBC Two 9:30pm Wednesday 23rd September 2009
Duration: 30 minutes
Available until: 8:59pm Monday 26th October 2009
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00mztqw/Dragons_Den_Online_Episode_2/

Friday, 4 September 2009

'Bitchcraft' is such hard work!

By Lopa Patel, 4 September 2009

'Bitchcraft', the term a friend coined for my blog writing of late, is such hard work! For a perennial optimist*, like myself (I know, it's hard to believe), writing caustic put-downs in the style of Dorothy Parker takes far more grey cells than writing positive, gushing words full of idealism and hope.

If you are not familiar with Dorothy Parker quotations, one of my favourites is "If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to", although you may also like her statement "I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true" or "Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses." Another of my favourite Parker-isms is "she runs the gamut of emotions from A to B", although I have never found any woman to whom that applies...although a few have come close!

Positive thinking improves performance over negative thinking

In his blog, marketing guru Seth Godin argues that "positive thinking improves performance over negative thinking." He wonders if those of us who dwell on negative thinking are actually stupid (answer, probably). "Negative thinking feels realistic, or soothes our pain, or eases our embarrassment. Negative thinking protects us and lowers expectations. In many ways, negative thinking is a lot more fun than positive thinking. So we do it." Godin believes that positive thinking takes more effort but is more rewarding in the long term.

Journalism and creativity need negative thinking

Where, I think he's wrong is in the case of journalism and creativity. Critics would argue that composing a suitably witty, but accurate sentence to honestly describe their experience takes far longer than writing a staid, positive review of something that is merely ordinary. 'Bitchcraft' is also the antithesis of melancholy - it aspires to prospective improvement, rather than wallowing in moroseness.

I think creativity is also spurred more by negativity than positivism - if we didn't think something was bad, we'd never try to change it, right? Better design, improved customer service and new product development all stem from the desire to improve on a bad (or poor) experience.

Asians always suppress the negative

Another area where Godin is wrong is in the Asian community. We are genetically driven to say only the positive and suppress the negative. We seem to regard any disgruntlement as a slur on our own character. I think that's why I've had so many comments to me personally in the past few weeks encouraging me to continue being "bitchy" (I take that to mean caustically negative)! Some, whom I speak to often, ask me what juicy topic I'm going to write about this week (hey, this isn't a Dickens novel you know!). Still, I think the reactions are interesting.

Is it time we (Asians) threw ourselves open to greater scrutiny? Said the "unsayable", thought the "unthinkable" and expressed our opinions for all to argue with? As we all know, progress often comes from "clearing the air", moving on with cultural themes and not dwelling on past mistakes. I urge you to speak up! (Preferably on this blog than by telephoning me)

Click here to read Seth Godin's blog
Click here to read the RSA's blog on 'The Social Brain'

PS. How do I know I'm a perennial optimist? Well my cup is always half full. I love the rain because it produces some beautiful rainbows and my motto is "it'll be alright on the night"!

Honour, what kind of 'Honour' is this?

By Lopa Patel, 4 September 2009

Having just read actress Sofia Hayat's moving story in 'The Daily Mail' (3 September 2009) about how she was disowned by her Muslim family for supposedly bringing disrepute to their family name, it occurred to me that our Asian moral compass is totally awry. What honour is there in murdering your own child in so-called "honour killings"? What honour is there is in disowning your children if they are homosexual? What honour is there in shunning your children or siblings for "marrying out", taking drugs or dropping out of school? What honour is there in depriving a child of a parent after the breakdown of a marriage? Honour, what is our code for 'Honour'?

In Sofia's harrowing case; she was regularly beaten by her bullying father, her mother once hired a hitman to kill her and Sofia's brother aided in her kidnap and imprisonment, all because she wan
ted to lead a Western life and become an actress. Perhaps the best thing that happened to her was being disowned. All this happened in modern-day England with the full knowledge of siblings, family and friends.

Honour is a not a religious issue

Sofia states that, in her case, she feels her parents had distorted the teachings of Islam even though the she believes that the Muslim religion is about peace. Indeed, let's be clear about this. 'Honour' is not about religion - it is about culture. The majority of Muslims abhor the whole issue of 'honour' and 'izzat' and cond
emn the ghettoisation of the topic into their back yard. I can understand that. However, our sense of maintaining 'honour' leaves us distrustful of the police and many crimes go unreported.

"From now on you are dead to us"

The concept of 'honour', or respectability if you prefer, spills over into other religious groups however much we may wish to deny it. I personally know many women from the Hindu, Sikh, Jain, Buddhist and Christian religious groups who have heard the words "from now on you are dead to us" or worse, simply for being too Westernised.

Sufficient wealth can trump any card


I
ndeed, in the Hindu community, as our traditional hierarchies breakdown with creeping westernisation of our ideals, we seem to have developed an entirely new classification system. Caste sits at the top, wealth comes next although sufficient wealth can trump the caste card or any card for that matter; this is followed by class, then there is the perfect marriage with 2.4 children, followed by those with a decent profession but less-than-perfect marriage or no children, this is followed by the elderly, followed by the perennial bachelors, followed by those in a mixed-race marriage, the divorced men, then the widows, then the female divorcees, then the female singletons, finally followed by the jobless, dope-heads and no-hopers. You'll note that homosexual and lesbians do not make it onto this list, although sufficient wealth can ensure that 'it' is never referred to in association with your name.

Notice too that paedophiles, wife-beaters, bullies, drunks and philanderers are not even mentioned. Provided you can fit into one of the other categories, these are sins unlikely to tarnish your 'honour' (or respectability).

Jailbirds get probation

Jailbirds get probation. If your crime was a "white collar" crime such as fraud or poor business practices, that's OK - the stain will wash off from your 'honour'. Murder is a little bit tricky, although if you murdered your partner there is considerable notoriety to this "crime of passion". Crimes such as polygamy barely get a mention whereas heinous acts of violence or terrorism are glamourised with phrases like "one man's terrorist is another's freedom fighter". In short, being a convicted felon is no barrier to your position in Asian society.

Why the search for 'honour' anyway?

Why the search for 'honour' or respectability anyway? It is true that our parents and grandparents' generations emigrated to the West hoping to take advantage of the economic benefits with none of the cultural drawbacks seeping through the cracks into their culture. Indeed, the past fifty years' worth of stories have proved a rich seam for all diaspora authors, from Jhumpa Lahiri to Monica Ali. What saddens me is that we seem to be stuck in Ayub Khan Din's 'East is East' tale of the 1970s in the year 2009. Our moral values seem to have advanced very little.

This has happened because we have been living in a time warp, a cultural bubble where Western philosophies like freedom of choice have been demonised and our knowledge of evolving Eastern philosophies has remained static. I think the time has come for our religious and cultural leaders to draw up a new 'Honour' guide for our lives. Enough of the turgid teachings of piety, abstinence and sin, what we need is modern-day teachings of how to live our lives in peace and harmony, at one with our community, other communities and nature. Now, that would be an honour code worth sticking to.


Click here to read Sofia Hayat's story in The Daily Mail (03/09/2009).

Thursday, 3 September 2009

Are Hindus really this gullible?

One of the email chain mails doing the rounds at the moment starts with a glaring headline “NASA renames Raamaayan Bridge to Adams Bridge-(swamee shree ji ) We should not let them.”

The body of the chain letter reads…

“We all Indians know that there is a varadi (bridge) between India and Sri Lanka which was constructed by Vanara Sena in Treta Yuga. But now, NASA people find it that it is there and they have named is as ‘Adam Bridge’.

Is it correct to call the ancient bridge with that new and alien name? Think of it. Will they ever accept if we change the name of ‘London Bridge’ as ‘Laxman Jhoolaa’

It is a pure Christian Cheat.

So now, we will spread the truth all over the world. Do your contribution, send this to everybody.”

Apart of raising a smile at the delightful translation, it occurred to me to question whether Hindus are really this gullible?

A quick wikipedia search reveals some interesting facts:

1) Adam's Bridge (Tamil: āthām pālam), also known as Rama's Bridge or Ram Setu (Tamil: irāmar pālam, Sanskrit: rāmasetu), is a chain of limestone shoals, between the islands of Rameswaram, off the southeastern coast of Tamil Nadu, India, and Mannar, near northwestern Sri Lanka. Geological evidence indicates that this bridge is a former land connection between India and Sri Lanka.

2) The bridge was first mentioned in Valmiki's ancient Sanskrit epic, Ramayana

3) The name Rama's Bridge or Rama Setu (Sanskrit; setu: bridge) was given to this bridge of shoals in Rameshwaram, as Hindu legend identifies it with the bridge built by the Vanara (monkey-men) army of Rama , which he used to reach Sri Lanka and rescue his wife Sita from the Rakshasa king, Ravana, as stated in the Sanskrit epic Ramayana. It is called as Adam's Bridge in the west and the name probably comes from an Islamic legend, according to which Adam used the bridge to reach Adam's Peak in Sri Lanka, where he stood repentant on one foot for 1,000 years, leaving a large hollow mark resembling a footprint. Both the peak and the bridge are named after this legend.

4) Subsequent research by Indian scientists suggests that Rama's bridge is a natural geographical feature which formed some 17 million years ago (i.e. pre dates the Ramayana).

5) Certain historical inscriptions, old travel guides, old dictionary references and some old maps have reinforced the religious and geographical belief of this structure being the ancient bridge that is considered with great regard by the Hindus in the Indian Subcontinent. NASA distanced itself from the claims (of the fact that it is a man-made bridge) saying that what had been captured was nothing more than a 30-km-long, naturally occurring chain of sandbanks

So…
a) NASA did not name it Adams Bridge, merely labelling it based on contemporary Islamic legend. The bridge/sandbank has several names with most people using the terms Rama’s Bridge.
b) NASA does not believe that it is a man-made bridge, merely a chain of sandbanks
c) NASA took the satellite photos in 2002, so it only took 7 years for the ‘Christian Conspiracy’ theory to arise!

And since when have we worried about what things are called?

Mumbai was called Bombay, Vadodara was called Baroda, Kolkata was Calcutta, Chennai was Madras…need I go on? We Asians also do a fine job butchering good English names: who hasn’t heard of Toolsi Hill (Tulse Hill), Streathaam (Streatham) and Ply-mouth for Plymouth? Victoria always gets called Wicktoria, Waterloo unfortunately becomes Vaterloo and any fool knows that it’s damn phool! In fact, any telephone message left with my older relatives needs the services of a gifted translator to be at all intelligible.

Given that the Hindu mythology stretches back thousands of years, isn’t the mere fact that Ram Setu (Rama’s bridge) exists and can be seen from space a delicious reinforcement of the legend? Perhaps we should just thank NASA for the gorgeous photos and forget about fanning the flames about this non-existent “Christian Conspiracy”?

Click here to read the Wikipedia entry on Adam's bridge.
Click here to read the Redhotcurry article 'Rama's bridge to Lanka is real' (12 May 2005).

When will the Brahmin-Bania hegemony end?

Excerpt reprinted with the permission of Aakar Patel, livemint.com

The Brahmin and the Bania still control the Indian economy, but now the Shudra controls politics.

On 9 April, the Supreme Court rejected a plea that the 2011 Indian census be caste-based. CII and Ficci oppose job reservations in the private sector, but Manmohan Singh is keen. India’s population of Brahmins and Banias and Jains all together is 6% or less.

The Sensex comprises the 30 largest traded companies of India.

ACC is run by a Brahmin (Sumit Banerjee), Bhel is run by a Brahmin (Ravi Kumar Krishna Swamy), Bharti Airtel is run by a Bania (Sunil Mittal), Grasim and Hindalco are run by a Bania (Kumar Mangalam Birla).

HDFC is run by a Bania (Deepak Parekh), Hindustan Unilever is run by a Brahmin (Nitin Paranjpe), ICICI Bank is headed by a Brahmin (K.V. Kamath). Jaiprakash Associates is run by a Brahmin (Yogesh Gaur), L&T is run by a Brahmin (A.M. Naik), NTPC is run by a Brahmin (R.S. Sharma), ONGC is run by a Brahmin (also called R.S. Sharma). Reliance group firms are run by Banias (Mukesh and Anil Ambani), State Bank of India is run by a Brahmin (O.P. Bhatt), Sterlite Industries is run by a Bania (Anil Agarwal), Sun Pharma is run by a Bania (Dilip Shanghvi) and Tata Steel is run by a Brahmin (B. Muthuraman).

Punjab National Bank is run by a Brahmin (K.C. Chakrabarty), Bank of Baroda is run by a Brahmin (M.D. Mallya) and Canara Bank is run by a Bania (A.C. Mahajan).

Of India’s software companies, Infosys is run by a Brahmin (Kris Gopalakrishnan now and Narayana Murthy and Nandan Nilekani before him). TCS is run by a Brahmin (Subramanian Ramadorai). Wipro is owned by a Khoja (Azim Premji). Khojas are Shia of the Sevener sect, converted from the Luhana trading community (same caste as L.K. Advani and M.A. Jinnah).

India’s two largest airlines are Kingfisher, owned by a Brahmin (Vijay Mallya) and Jet, owned by a Bania (Naresh Goyal).

Of India’s mobile phone firms, Reliance Communications (Ambani), Airtel (Mittal), Vodafone Essar (Ruia), Idea (Birla), Spice (Modi) are owned by Banias. BSNL is run by a Bania (Kuldeep Goyal) and Tata’s TTML is run by a Brahmin (K.A. Chaukar).

Cricket in India is run by a Bania (Lalit Modi) and before him it was run by another Bania (Jagmohan Dalmiya).

Click here to read the full blog post.